Graduate School Admission Results

NLP

Disappointed, but not surprised.

No interview... saw this coming as soon as Feb 1st hit.

I'm surprised I don't see more rejects on here. Did these mfs reject me only?!

I got a stipend of $6,000,000/year to go to MIT!

I was feeling so low after multiple rejects until I was not. It was 3 AM, and I was soaked in motor oil when I got a call. It was Mr. Massachusetts Institute of Technology himself. "I have seen you use computers, and you sure as hell know how to handle those bad boys. The way you slap them keyboards and mouse makes my CPU run hot. Let us computer science together here at MIT, I really want to see you science these computers". I was elated, until I realized. "But Mr. MIT, I would never science a computer other than mine, I have a religious upbringing. I hereby will have to decline your offer". He responded "Ok".

Finally done it bitchhh !!!! hahaha losers !!!!!!!!

Had an interview in early January.

Experimental quantum engineering. 2 pubs in preparation. Interviewed by PoI.

Phone call from POI this morning, and email from committee later on.

Ignore interview. MIT had their admission round up on Tuesday. Did anyone hear back?

Ignore interview. MIT had their admission round up on Tuesday. Did anyone hear back?

Systems and Architecture. Contacted by POI for interview.

POI interviewed at Jan 3rd

Quit refreshing and go enjoy your day blokes, it'll come when it comes. TLOU Ep 2 is bomb, I hear.

CV, no interview, few pubs, email at 10:30AM EST