Application did not take GRE scores. 0 publications. 1 research experience. Sad that I was rejected

MLSys, no interview, expected rejection.

I was flying to Cambridge for my vasectomy when I heard a loud voice from outside the airplane, it was homelander! - “Do you want to study computer science at Harvard?”, I was flabbergasted. “I do not trust this unless Dr. Harvard University himself delivers it” I said to which he replied “This was a test, and I'm amazed. I AM Dr. Harvard University, and your vigilance has made me hardvard. You are now Harvard MSCS” as he blew baby powder and dipped.

2 workshop publications, 1 year of research assistantship, thesis, good lors

9 publications (7 first author) in A* top conferences, letters from very well-known professors, one best paper award. 2 positive interviews with POI and non-POI. Why exactly??? Area: ML

Didn't write GRE. With the 2 weeks timeline for accepting offers, they will keep releasing results as and when people decline the offer.

GRE not submitted. I feel I'm rejected by all of the top 4 schools (UCB, MIT, Stanford, CMU) where currently only S is official, but the other's silence showed their rejection. Applying for systems & networks. Did two research projects, one at my school one at a company. 1 pub on a workshop. Got admission from other schools, so I feel it's not that bad. Anyway, my application season is likely to come to its end now. The remaining thing is to collect rejection letters from these schools, including the top 4, Harvard, Princeton, UIUC.

International student, undergrad in a Canadian uni