11 Feb 2023

Harvard University

Computer Science, Masters (F23)

Accepted via Postal Service on 11 Feb 2023

Note

I was flying to Cambridge for my vasectomy when I heard a loud voice from outside the airplane, it was homelander! - “Do you want to study computer science at Harvard?”, I was flabbergasted. “I do not trust this unless Dr. Harvard University himself delivers it” I said to which he replied “This was a test, and I’m amazed. I AM Dr. Harvard University, and your vigilance has made me hardvard. You are now Harvard MSCS” as he blew baby powder and dipped.

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