0a/0w/2r/4p Form letter. Only accepted 5 fiction writers. My Quentin Coldwater/Chosen One Complex's teeth are being knocked out, one punch at a time. Put up your dukes, Hopkins.

Alright, I goofed. I'm the poster below lol

Wanted to clarify that I applied for the Literature and Creative Writing program below.

Same as the poster below; can't admit cuz can't fund; my first waitlist; wateves, got into Purdue and FSU with full funding anyways; 7 more to hear back from.

Strange email, but does seem to be a waitlist even if it doesn't use that word. "Our faculty admired your writing and we hope to be able to offer you admission and a Graduate Teaching Assistantship (GTA). Unfortunately, I cannot do so at this time, as our policy is only to admit students to whom we can offer full funding." Fingers crossed!

Form email.

Just checked the portal. First rejection of the season! Highly expected 0a/1r/0w/4p

Portals. So many portals. 0a/5r/1w/15p

Email from graduate student advisor. Huzzah!

now you're thinking with portals!!

pOrTaL