15 Apr 2023

Dartmouth College

English, PhD (F23)

Accepted via E-mail on 15 Apr 2023

Note

It's me again. As April 15th ends, I hope all of you got something out of this application cycle. Take this fake Dartmouth submission as your sign of closure, no more checking gradcafe. If you are starting a program this Fall, you did AMAZING. If you are not, you did AMAZING. None of us boarded this ship unprepared and what matters is that we are done. Go chug some water, pat your back, order some pizza, and delete gradcafe from your most searched list.

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