22 Feb 2010

Everywhere University

All Of Them, PhD (F10)

Rejected via E-mail on 22 Feb 2010

Note

I just got a generic email: "To Whom It May Concern: We have been notified of your attempted application to a number of schools for which you are poorly qualified. Please accept this one letter of rejection on behalf of those schools. They felt bad having to notify you separately of your rejection, so they pooled your application fees and hired us to be the bearer of bad news. As a service to them and to you, we have included these anonymous comments from your (previously) prospective schools. 1) ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 2) I get jokes. 3) This guy is actually pretty qualified...for me to poop on! Thank you for you time. Please consider applying again next year."

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