No scholarship

MEng, Mechanical Engineering specializing in Modeling and Simulation of Advanced Manufacturing Process. I'm an international student.

Interview invitation on 2/8, interviewed on 2/11, and admitted on 2/15.

MEng in Robotics and Control, blank profile with zero research + intern, let alone research in robotics. Undergrad thesis in CFD, minor is business finance. But the admission says they are "incredibly impressed", I myself am not impressed.

Received a mail to check the portal.

Email to check portal

Email to check portal status

M.Eng.

MEng ME. Super excited as this is a 9-month program!

I was in me undies counting sheep trying to fall asleep when me mate's mom burst into my room yelling "Steve, help me print this god damn visa application form. Those bloody printers and laggy emails ain't freaking working". So I got up and logged into my email and saw this fishy unread mail titled "Cogratulasions" send by fijitaupimu69x. I mean, who the hell can't spell words these days, unless its an alien civilisation struggling to recruit me for their space program. Couldn't be bothered to help me mate's mom print her dumb application so I told her to wait outside till me put my pants on. But in the mean time I clicked open the email and found out that I've been accepted to Berkeley. But I mean, I didn't apply to Berkeley at all, I applied to Berklee College of Music. Them bloody application agents with bad English must have accidentally threw my application to the Berkeley portal instead of Berklee! "There was no freaking way imma attend Berkeley" I thought to myself, how the heck am I going to park my two Buggatis when my Nobel medal hasn't arrived yet. Just when I was about to click the "decline" button the annoying woman knocked the soul outta my bedroom door again. Thank god I didn't click the damn decline button, cuz I just found out my stepdad donated ten Ferraris for that offer.