Iowon't be going there

Nice personalized email. Congrats to those who were accepted! Also, please go somewhere else.

Three rejections. Two more to go. This really, really hurts.

*sigh*...oh well. Here's to keeping hope alive. 0a/0w/2r

If I said I didn't want to go there anyway, would that just be sour corn?

On the one hand I am obviously the most talented writer of the modern age, but on the other hand I gotta admit this wasn't exactly a shock

0a/1w/2r

No indication about position. Excited about the possibility.

4a/5r

Another rejection. If I glue my eyes shut there will be no more pain, no more pain.

It's fine, trying to watch my carbs anyway.

Good thing the application is free for military veterans. Yahtzee!

Y'all can keep your corn! I don't even care.

"DEAR SIR, I hope this letter finds you in good health And in a prosperous enough position to put wealth In the pockets of schools other than me: down on their clout You see your writing's kinda bad; not sure what it's about..." A little excessive, Iowa, but I too have Hamilton stuck in my head so I guess we're good. Congrats to those who who made it!

My therapist continues to say, with fading certainty in her eyes, that the sixth year of applications will be my year.