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University of Disappointment

Physics

AcceptedPhDInternational (my highest degree is from outside USA)

Application Details

Institution
University of Disappointment
Program
Physics
Degree Type
PhD
Degree's Country of Origin
International (my highest degree is from outside USA)
Decision
Accepted
Notification
on 03/02/2026 via Postal Service
Undergrad GPA
9.99
GRE General
300
GRE Verbal
300
Analytical Writing
99.99
Notes
hep-th. Got notification via cell. HoD wanted to suck my D to convince me to join. Finally going to make my parents proud and make them forget that I could have chosen to be literally anything rather than do this shit. Call me at 69696969 if you're a hepthbro too so that we can wank each other off. I'm gonna KMS soon.

Timeline

  • Received notification of Acceptance