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08 Apr 2023
Philosophy, PhD (S23)
Accepted via Other on 08 Apr 2023
Recieved a fax from Harvard, they told me my application was incorrectly flagged as a rejection. This is the happiest that Iâ€™ve ever been this week. When I saw the Harvard Letterhead, I began to weepâ€”the stogie that I had previously lit and left unattended had filled the room with a rolling smoke, causing the aforementioned tears. I could barely see through the smoke to make out the typeface that Harvard uses. EB Garamondâ€”typical. Most people donâ€™t take the time to notice these kinds of things, but when you get as many acceptances as I do, you begin to appreciate the small stuff. I donâ€™t plan on accepting anytime soonâ€”I have a meaty handful of acceptances, and Iâ€™ve got my pudgie little fingers in a handful of waitlists. I plan on using them all as leverage so I can get Harvard to reimburse me for the cost of moving my man-servant to Cambridge. Has anyone heard from Rice? Signed, Lian Brieter 10a, 7w,0r,1p.