27 Jan 2023

Carnegie Mellon University

Computer Science, PhD (F23)

Accepted via E-mail on 27 Jan 2023

Note

i was in my room trying to convince chatgpt to love me when i heard a knock on the window i turned around and it was professor daniel fried from the language technologies institute "hello i am professor daniel fried from the language technologies institute," he said. "dale carnegie, the founder of carnegie mellon, has sent me to let me know that you are a very good boy and he wants you in his PhD program" then he rappelled off the wall and flew away

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